For the safety and wellbeing of Phillies fans everywhere Hector Neris needs to be banned from the stadium forever. Who asks the grounds crew down 7 during a typhoon to fix the mound? Get the last out and get off my TV. God forbid a pregnant woman in the 400 level is struck by lightning as the Human Rain Delay is making excuses why he’s serving up meatballs. A small child could’ve been swept away in the parking lot from severe flooding. His own incompetence is now injuring teammates.

It’s been 5 years of this shit. When is enough enough? If Ranger Suarez isn’t closing the next opportunity the Phillies get we need to start asking if Joe Girardi is trying to get fired.