No one cares about the swashbuckling pirate Schefty when the Eagles are going undefeated in 2022 wearing Kelly Green and a billion dollars in cap space. It’s impossible to lose when you look like this.

Imagine the Birds coming out of the tunnel on Sunday Night in Week 18 against Washington for the division? Could look like another Body Bag game.

Poor Modells man. If they would’ve waited one more year they could’ve saved the entire franchise off of Kelly Green jersey sales alone.