Listen the heart wants what the heart wants and I think my heart wants to fuck this guy. If you think that’s gay, then buddy you’re probably gay. If you don’t want to fuck the Fitness Marshall after he crushes a dance workout to Sia’s Cheap Thrills. With those moves?? Check your pulse.

Throw the Fitness Marshall up there with the greats like Chuck Norris, Suzanne Somers, and Richard Simmons. I feel like I could lose 45lbs if I started the Fitness Marshalls Dance Dance Revolution program.



Look at this hip motion! Stronger men have fallen in the line of battle trying to quell their utmost desires. I’m about to start a war Helen of Troy style if anyone steps to the Fitness Marshall.



Sup Fitness Marshall? Like what you see?